People are a funny lot

Never buy the big issue on Princes Street. Just don't do it. I am convinced that you will risk running into the same guy who took my tenner and then just shrugged when I asked him for the change. Eventually, he gave me £2 back. £2 out of 10.

I hate humanity.

They say the world will end in 2012. Maybe that's for the best. All the douchebags of the world will be wiped out that way. And if the world doesn't end? I'm gonna go on a douchebag-punching spree. They will pay for their crimes against humanity. I shall make them.